Once again, John mercilessly exploits Jessica's gullibility.
A couple of his favorites...
"It was sliced so thin it only had one side."
- "My peripheral vision is so good I can see my own ears."
"The bottle says I should have used gloves." -pretending to read off a foot lotion bottle!
He claims he does it to entertain me... I think he's entertaining himself. Either way, it's funny and it only makes me love him more.